![]() I never thought I'd hear those words from you.Īpril. I think that you need to prepare for the eventuality that no one. Yes, they're definitely going to show up. B, even if they don't, we'll just put the concert on ourselves.īut C, yes. Well, I've spent the last three hours coming up with a plan.Īnd I sent up the Bat-Signal for all the people in the Parks Department to come and join us.ĭo you think anybody is going to show up?Ī, yes. Well, the cow goes "moo" and the pig goes "oink" If all the parks are closed, why not just have the concert in the lot behind my house? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Pawnee's kids are less important than poop tubes. The only guy that I care about right now is six feet tall with wild, crazy hair and a ukulele that doubles as a water gun.Ĭhildren's concerts aren't a priority these days. You know what? I'm just going to stay away from all guys right now.Įveryone needs a friend they can call and wake up in the middle of the night. I just want to give you a little advice, which is don't make it last really long. Why else would Boyz II Men's On Bended Knee be playing right now? I just took four Benadryls to dull my sensitivity. Recently, I had been thinking about maybe leaving this job.Īnd then Ann broke up with me the week that I was going to propose, the government got shut down, and yesterday one of those pigeons took a on me. You know, I guess I've been mispronouncing your name all these years. You know, not everyone has your enthusiasm for this work. You know, they offered me a buyout, and I took it.Īnd so now, I work for Norton Construction. Why don't you see a movie or go shopping? Traditionally, when I end a long-term relationship, I'm a little fragile, and I have a tendency to do some reckless things.īut what I can't stand is they're canceling Freddy Spaghetti. That's the guy who likes you, that you're not into.Īnd which part of him are you not looking at? I think you might find me attractive because you got drunk and kissed me when we first met.Īnd no pressure, but I do have tonight open. The scientist who studied me said that my heart could pump jet fuel up into an airplane. I have a resting heart rate of 28 beats per minute. I was just doing my daily lunchtime 10 miles and I ran by the hospital, and I thought I'd pop up and say hi. ![]() Your department, all the way down here, is not a priority.Īnd frankly, you're not even supposed to be in the building, Leslie. I've said it before, and I'll say it again, Ben. I mean, Idaho cut their Parks Department by 80%, and Idaho is basically one giant park. I have run 10 miles a day every day for 18 years. Isn't there anything that we can do about that? The government has been shut for two days, and one city employee has tried to schedule 14 meetings with me.īen? There was a big concert. Are you crazy? Can you put a price tag on a child's smile? I'm very glad that you agreed with me, but I actually worked really hard on my argument. ![]() Well, sit down and tell me exactly what has happened.Įvery year, we kick off the summer with a children's concert series.Īnd this year, the concert has been canceled due to the shutdown. How can I help you? Well, I believe there has been a casualty of war in this government shutdown. I'd like it to be cold, I like without ice, I like it in a glass or mug with no handle. I believe you mean Freddy Spaghetti's sauce. I am extremely happy because I don't think we should be wasting taxpayer money It's not a waste to provide fun for kids And I for one don't like having Freddy Spaghetti's blood on my hand. What about the kids' concert tomorrow at Ramsett Park? What am I going to do with my kids all day? ![]() With the government shut down, who is going to stop Al-Qaeda? How long will they be closed?Ĭould be forever. Look, no one is more upset about this than I am.īecause if it was, I would win. If you see her, will you tell her I really need to talk to her?Īll I can tell you is that all the parks are closed until further notice. Hey, so I've been trying like crazy to get a hold of April. It's, like, one of the highest you can get. I just got this super sweet-ass rad crotch rocket.īut due to, you know, never having a job, I couldn't afford it until now. How long is it going to last? Well, if we're lucky, this building will be empty for months.
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